🤰 Average Age of Women at Birth of First Child in Europe

Shouts out to all the mothers out there. Happy belated international women’s day. 🎉

🚘 MAPPED: Thousands of Dutch Family Road Trips

💻 HACKER NEWS:

New AI Agent Messages Old People on Zillow and Lowballs Them

lol I’m starting to think the future is gonna suck

🤖 MORE HACKER NEWS:

Tinkering Man Accidentally Finds CCP Backdoor into 7,000 DJI Robot Vacuums (allegedly)

👾 HACKER NEWS CONTINUED:

Some Bastard Used Claude To Steal 150GB of Mexican Government Data

👉 Some people on twitter we debating if this was legit:

👩‍❤️‍👨 New York City’s Shocking Shortage of Men

I keep hearing about this shortage of straight men in New York. I thought it was a myth. Apparently it’s real.

🍕 Domino’s Pizza Dominates Big Tech

Instead, I bought $10k of literal dominos pizza. (worth $0 today)

🍅 TIL: The Romans Never Had Tomatoes

Then how tf did they invent lasagna?? 🤔

Today I’m feeling so lucky to be born at a point in history AFTER the modern incarnation of Italian food.

📊 Anthropic Accuses 3 Chinese AI Companies of “Industrial Scale Distillation Attacks”

The internet kinda roasted Anthropic over the bit:

Some people thought it was cool tho:

😎 Neal Tyson Is the Man

🍣 Japan’s Stock Market Gets a Lunch Break

🇦🇺 Australia is Much Bigger Texas

📝 A Short History of Trump’s Tariffs

🗺️ Countries Above/Below Replacement Level (2025)

That’s a lot of red

🍫 Big Time Discovery About Chocolate

💰 OpenAI Expects to Burn $218B

These numbers are mind boggling 🤯

📊 Trump Sets New Record for Longest State Of The Union Address of All Time

🌎 North America 77 Million Years Ago

Damn, Earth is crazy

🏠 More Yuppie Housing = Better Affordability, New Study Shows

Read Noahpinion’s full story here.

🏀 Rookie Kon Knueppel Leads NBA in 3-Pointers With the Triple!

“Kon Knueppel with the triple!”

📝 Economics Lesson from Paul Krugman

He explains why it’s so hard to compare the GDPs of different countries.

Paul Krugman at his finest. Teaching me new things, and somehow leaving me more confused than when I started.

📈 Knowledge

📉 Level of confidence about how the world

Read the full article here.

🎶 Banger of the Day

Here’s another banger from the world of brazilian funk. This one is from a chap by the name of Ariis.

You may be saying to yourself, “this guy doesn’t look Brazilian”. That’s because he’s Dutch. I guess he just really likes brazilian funk. I don’t blame him. It rules.

GOZALO (Slowed) - Ariis

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📈 Mean Age of Parents at Birth Hits All-Time High

Wut happened

❤️‍🩹 U.S. States Ranked by Overall Well-Being

It’s crazy how 1, 2, and 3 are all right next to each other.

🧠 MAPPED: Theories of Consciousness

This map rules. They have an interactive version on their website you can play around with if you’re interested too.

💰 Where The Super-Rich Reside

Seems like Brazil has kind of a lot compared to the rest of South America.

🇺🇸 Farthest U.S. Towns from a National Park

🦄 Top 50 Angel Investors By Number Of Unicorns

Jared Leto Lfg 🤣

📈 CHARTED: Wealth Inequality in the U.S.

Wild stat from the Prof G Markets newsletter

🗺️ MAPPED: How Each Country Separate Decimals

This is the first I’m hearing of the Arabic decimal separator

🌎 Population Change Across North America’s Major Cities

🎙️ Boys vs Girls in the Podcasting Game

🇳🇴 Norway Dominated the Winter Olympics Despite Tiny Population

Wow, congrats to Norway. Hope you guys are popping bottles of Akevitt over there.

🇺🇸 Why the U.S. County Borders Are Shaped Like That

🇧🇷🇮🇳 Brazil vs Uttar Pradesh

🏀 Anthony Edwards Is Doing Legendary Things

Damn, Michael Jordan really was it. 🐐

🎥 Highest Grossing Films of 2026 (so far)

Damn kinda seems like movies are dead

👩‍🦰 % of Red Hair People In Europe

👉 We’re going in deep on the Udmurt:

“Peaceful pagans who make weapons” is a pretty cool brand to have

🐟 18 Ft. Tuna = 12,000 Tuna Sandwiches

If this tuna is AI, imma be pissed.

🎶 Banger of the Day

I put this song on an IG post yesterday and it went absolutely bonkers. Like 30k likes in the first day. Makes me happy to know so many people heard this dope ass track. 🤣

The whole album is a masterpiece. It came out in 1996. It’s called Entroducing.. Listen to the whole thing

Building Steam With A Grain Of Salt - DJ Shadow

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💰 Billionaires’ Top Causes of Death

I think I’m good on helicopter rides.

🇮🇳 The Rise of the Indian CEO

*Dr. PP is a must-follow if you’re on Twitter

🇺🇸 Voter Turnout by Family Income

🥛 Where Gas Costs More Than Milk

🛢️ Cost Per Gallon of ~39 Liquids

1 gallon = 3.78541 liters

Gas looking kinda cheap comparatively

🗺️ The Human Archipelago

🇳🇱 Rejected Dutch Annexation Plans After WW2

💰 % Change in Wealth By Country (2010-2023)

Japan, wow.

🇪🇺 MAPPED: % of Teens Who Are Bullied in Europe

Me, next time I go to Lithuania:

🎬 We Have the Data on Movie Critics

These movie charts from from up and coming data guru graphsarecool

🚶‍♂️ Google Street View Coverage (2014 vs. 2024)

💰 Europe vs. U.S.A. – Who’s giving the ducats to Ukraine?

🇪🇺 Where GDP Per Capita is Higher or Lower than EU Average

*I’m haering it’s kinda BS that UK is 100% red. They lumped UK all together so that’s why it’s all red. London should obviously be green, for example.

📈 Bad Bunny Claimed 4 of the Last 6 years’ Most Streamed Albums on Spotify

Bad Bunny bun bun bun bun 🎶

㊗️ Countries Where the Official Language is Primarily Written in a Script Developed Within Modern-Day Borders

👾 AI Took Our Jobs (Jerbs)

They say the sentiment about AI kinda seems to depend on where you live. People in developed economies tend to be pessimistic of it cuz it means a threat to the comfortable status quo, people from emerging economies tend to be optimistic, cuz it means a new opportunities for improvement.

I ran my own poll on IG to see if these findings hold true with you guys..

📊 POLL: Are you from a developed or developing nation and, when it comes to AI, are you optimistic or not optimistic?

👉 Running the numbers: So 38% in developing/emerging countries are optimistic about AI, and that number drops to 24% in developed countries.

That makes people in developing countries are 50% more likely to be AI optimistic! The study holds true!

📈 Super Bowl Ad Spend by Category (2001-2025)

🎶 Banger of the Day

Underrated song and an ever more underrated music video by Riff Raff & friends.

Mike WiLL Made-It - Choppin’ Blades ft. Jody Highroller (Riff Raff), Slim Jxmmi of Rae Sremmurd

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📊 Top 35 Countries with the Highest Household Debt

I like how switzerland just fuckin sends it.

🍺 Alcohol Spending Per Capita by U.S. State

This seems very low.

Or maybe I just hang with a bunch of alcoholics. 🤷‍♂️

🔵 Fun Fact About Minnesota

🛒 USA is Walmart Maxing

📉 Excluding Healthcare, the U.S. Has Lost Jobs Since 2024

Seems not great. But also I suppose, as humanity progresses and all our basic needs are met, what else are you gonna spend money on other than keeping yourself healthy/alive?

🗺️ MAPPED: Female Obesity Rate by Country

I assume the map for men looks pretty much the same.

It would be interesting to see which countries have the highest differential between men and women.

📈 Immigration-Related Habeas Corpus Cases Are on the Rise

🤔 In case you were wondering what a “habeas case” is:

🚘 The Most Reliable Car Brands

Rivian and Tesla on the bottom. Wow.

🌎 12 Kinds of America

The More You Know 🌈

🦠 Smallpox Elimination: MAPPED

Today I learned that in 1707-1709 almost a quarter of Iceland’s population was wiped out by smallpox. Apparently they started taking it very seriously after that.

🗺️ Great Lakes Kind of Mog Europe

🇨🇾 Ethnic Distribution in Cyprus (1960 vs 2025)

📉 Noticeable Drop in International Visitors to the US

Makes sense.

💰 Warren Buffett’s Portfolio in 2008

Seems like this guy hates tech stocks (except for apple, which is infamously run by old people) 🤣

📉 RELATED: Apple Is Like the Only Big Tech Company Not Going Ham on AI Spending

📊 I ran a poll asing the people of IG what they think:

📊 11,800 Data Centers of the World

📜 Henry VIII and the “Monk Cost Fallacy”

🎶 Banger of the Day

I never liked Bieber much when he was a teen heart throb, but the past few years I’ve been digging him.

I didn’t know Skrillex existed when he was a skreamo heart throb, but I’ve been a big fan ever since he released Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites. Hope he never stops.

Skrillex, Justin Bieber & Don Toliver - Don’t Go

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👼 Countries with the Most Babies Born Outside Marriage

Viva Colombia! 🇨🇴

📚 Europe’s Literacy Levels Around 1900

🚦 U.S. Numbered Highway System

🌡️ The Climate Seems Healthy

📊 RANKED: Young People’s Quality of Life Across Europe

I’m moving to Norway.

📱 Most Followed Person on Instagram (2010 - 2026)

I miss when Bieber was on top

⛽️ The Many Names of Gasoline

I’m calling it essence from now on

🛠️ Minnesota Kids Have the Highest Chance of Becoming an Inventor

🇺🇸 The U.S. Including All States and Territories

Looks kinda cohesive from that angle

📈 Nearly Half of Unicorn Founders are Immigrants

Morning Joe coming in hot w the data

💰 MAPPED: Fastest-Rising Incomes by U.S. State

God damn what are they smoking in Colorado

📊 U.S. Economy Creates 130k New Jobs, Unemployment Rate Drops to 4.3%

130k new jerbs, lfg

🏀 NBA’s Best 5 Man Lineups

Wow lfg hornets

💸 How AMD Makes Their Scrilla

🎶 Banger of the Day

In honor of Colombia having the most babies (out of wedlock), I present you this banger by Ryan Castro:

Ryan Castro - Mujeriego

*a mujeriego is a guy who gets with a lot of chicks (AKA mujeres)

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📱 U.S. Presidents & First Ladies with the Most Instagram Followers

I would not have guessed Michelle is #1. Would make for a good trivia question.

🏠 Only 12% of Americans Are Married and Own a Home by Age 30

⛷️ Countries That Have Never Won a Gold Medal in the Winter Olympics

Ireland’s time is coming. I can feel it.

😱 Don’t Be Scared

Lol (but also it’s not QUITE as scary when you look at it as a % of GDP)

✈️ U.S. Passport Ownership by State (2024)

Radical idea: force high school seniors to get passports and go visit another country (alone) for a month — or else they don’t get their diploma. Feels like they would get as much education in that one month than they prob did their entire senior year.

Lmk why this is a dumb idea.

💸 Follow the Money, Lebowski

🗺️ World’s Most Corrupt Countries

I wonder how they got the numbers on North Korea

🛐 Religion is Popular

🔗 Best Link Dump Ever (not my own)

This might be the spiciest link dump I’ve ever seen in my life

💰 Update on Michael Burry’s Palantir Short

I still don’t get the Palantir hype. seems like Airtable, but on steroids and with a way more charismatic founder. What do I know tho. 🤷‍♂

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🏀 NBA All-Star Game Data (all of it)

From datakabas:

🏝️ True Size of Hawaii (beasting)

⚡️ Poor Countries Use Way Less Energy Than You Think

🎶 Banger of the Day

New banger from Fred Again. Video is pretty neat too.

Fred again.. & Jamie T - Lights Burn Dimmer

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I didn’t know Laotian women and white guys were such a thing outside of King of the Hill 🤷‍♂️

🧑‍🔬 US Federal Workforce Loses 10,000 STEM PhDs in One Year

📊 There Are Almost No Democrats in the MLB and NHL

Lol I had no idea it was so unpopular to be a democrat in the MLB and NHL

📉 Trump Losing Ground With Poor Whites

🍆 RANKED: TV Shows with the Most Dicks Per Episode

I’m amazed how many of these hogs I can still call to mind. TV dongs really do leave a lasting imprint.

🗺️ The Mississippi River And Its Tributaries

The Mississippi river kicks ass

Brilliant comment from IG:

🚄 Routes Where Trains Are Faster Than Planes

🌎 Top 10 Countries Contributing Most to Global Real GDP Growth (2026)

🎾 Europe Has Been Dominating Men’s Tennis for like 16 Straight Years

Sponsored Post

💰 SpaceX Acquires xAI in Blockbuster Deal

📊 Some numbers on the previous valuations of xAI and SpaceX:

📈 Elon Tops John D. Rockefeller as Richest Man of All-Time

*in wealth as a % of GDP

🧬 Life is Nanotechnology?

From Tim Urban:

📈 NBA Salaries vs. Win Shares

🇨🇦 The 1995 Quebec Independence Referendum

👉 Some insight from a random dude on reddit:

📊 How Americans See Politicians on the Left-Right Spectrum

Nature’s Weirdest Animal?

We ran an IG poll asking the people if the platypus was cooler than Futurama’s hypnotoad:

🤖 3 Wildly Different Potential Outcomes of AI

1. Singularity, End of Scarcity

2. Singularity, Human Extinction

3. Boost GDP by .2%

🚦 The Most Efficient Driving Route to Hit the Entire Lower 48 US States

💸 America’s Richest/Poorest States vs. G7 Countries

🎶 Banger of the Day

I don’t know much about this guy but he makes cool songs and wears a sick mask. I kinda feel like the less I know, the better.

GESAFFELSTEIN - ALEPH

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📊 Countries With the Best Reputations in 2025

🧠 People Are Building Computers Using Human Brain Cells

👀 On This Day in History (like 5 days ago)

🤯 There Now Exists a Social Network for AI Agents and They Appear to be Conspiring Against Humans

Well I’ll be damned..

📝 Where A’s Are Easy—and Where They Aren’t at Yale

Econ ftw

😴 Sleeping Less Than 7 Hours Is Killing Americans Faster Than Exercise

Yeesh. Reminder to sleep more and stop smoking. ☝️

📈 Cramer’s Inverse Portfolio Beat Pelosi’s in 2025

Guy has a special talent.

Here’s a theory I was not aware of until I made this post on Instagram:

📊 Congressman Portfolio Performance vs. S&P 500

I had never heard of this guy Chip Roy.. 🤣

A juicy nugget from his Wikipedia:

Roy resigned from his job as a special assistant U.S. attorney after six months to be a ghostwriter on then-Governor of Texas Rick Perry's 2010 book Fed Up! and work for Perry's 2012 presidential campaign. The book served as a campaign agenda for Perry's campaign, and offered a range of Perry's positions, including criticism of the Social Security system as unconstitutional (calling it "a Ponzi scheme"), changing the election of U.S. senators back to state legislatures (they were made popularly elected by the Seventeenth Amendment), ending life tenure for federal judges, and repealing the 16th Amendment (which allows a federal income tax).

🗺️ Geography At Its Finest

📱 TikTok is Worse For People’s Mental Health Than Instagram Is

That’s why I only use IG for dms.

💰 Top IPOs Anticipated in 2026

These stocks look very sexy and cool, but I will continue to buy vanguard ETFs. Thank you very much.

🙀 Greenland Without Ice Looks Like a Wet Cat

🇺🇸 How Much Money The U.S. Paid For Its Territories

The U.S. was getting DEALS.

🦝 TBT: The Raccoon Invasion of Germany of 2012

I guess that’s what happens when you don’t have a 2nd amendment. 🤷‍♂️

📈 US Presidential Approval Rating

Damn, Truman was mogging for a minute there.

🏀 The Rarest Plus/Minus Club in the NBA

Wildddd stat. I always liked Al Jefferson’s game too.

🎄 Countries that Celebrate Christmas on January 7

I had no idea this was a thing.

🎶 Banger of the Day

This guy Flemming Dalum is a G. He made one of the best mixtapes I ever heard in my life. I’ve been listening to it for years. And now, last week I stumbled on a spotify playlist with like 100 of his remixes and there are so many bangers. Here’s one of my faves:

L’Italie - État Limite, Flemming Dalum

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